L.E.M. C.50: Forbidden Number

In the First Place, I have never Swam

“……did something about your mood change?”

Like that.

“Somehow you changed a little.”

and that.

The master Nanaki serves and his little sister pointed that out multiple times. On those occasions, Nanaki replied thus.

“There is no such thing, I am the usual me.”

Respond with an extraordinary smile, Nanakismile of ultimate happiness. Everyone around the world, it’s Nanaki. Summer has peaked, the hot days continue. How is everyone around the world spending their time? Nanaki saw a dream of ultimate happiness on the other side of this blue sky. That was a very nice dream. That is why Nanaki thinks today will surely be a good day.

In the early afternoon of summer, Nanaki offered Nanaki’s thanks to the vanished god. Thank you, god.

The refreshing sound of a bell rang. This is master’s bell, meaning a summons. A first-rate maid doesn’t make the master wait. Nanakisonar, no reactions on course. Exploring for route, route determined. Then Nanaki is goin—ne. Yep, Nanaki has become even faster again after the battle with the legend. It’s a good thing.

Arrive before master’s room. After a final brief adjustment of Nanaki’s appearance, knockingNanaki on the door. Manners. How is it Friend, hasn’t Nanaki adapted to civilised life so much that it’s unthinkable that Nanaki grew up in the wild? Hm? No, Nanaki can still eat rats. They are tasty.

“Enter.”
“Excuse me. Did you call? My master.”

Enter the room after receiving permission, do not forget to bow properly. Quite a while has passed since Nanaki became master’s maid, but that doesn’t mean that the bowing of this head everyday can become just a daily routine. Nanaki must do it properly with respect. Because this is also Nanaki’s pride.

My master is dignified today as well.

“Save me, Nanaki.”

Correction, actually not dignified.

“Why would you greet with ‘save me’ Onii-sama? Doesn’t that sound like I’m troubling onii-sama by saying something unreasonable?”
“And so you have it, save me.”

Nanaki wants to save you.

Nanaki is extremely apologetic for intruding when the two close siblings are getting along, but do the two of them not have the responsibility to explain the situation?

For now, Nanaki understands that Meia-sama requested something causing this predicament. Then unless the specific contents are disclosed, Nanaki cannot do anything. No, my master is a wise person. Meaning the possibility it is a hard topic to touch upon. Then Nanaki shall take the initiative.

As expected of Nanaki, the model of a maid that is considerate of the master.

“What exactly did you request, Meia-sama?”
“I just invited onii-sama to go buy swimsuits.”

Hmmhm?

“Is there anything inconvenient, master?”

There is nothing particularly unnatural about Meia-sama’s words. Three days from now is master’s really long-awaited rest day. Then isn’t the onii-sama loving Meia-sama’s request to go shopping as two siblings something cute? Nanaki also strongly recommends it. Family is the supreme existence.

“She wants to bring me to a shop that sells female swimsuits, this sister.”
“I want a male opinion. Am I saying something strange?”
“The stares are painful.”
“Let’s appeal as siblings. I don’t mind appealing as lovers either.”
“Mind it.”

Nanaki minds too. Ah, no, that’s a joke.

Hmhm, got it. Since Nanaki can understand each of their points, judgement is difficult. But here, considering how master has been worked to death, Nanaki should prioritise master. More importantly, Nanaki is master’s maid, yes, from the start the conclusion has been made.

Nanaki must somehow convince Meia-sama. As long as she has the position of master’s younger sister, unless it is not an emergency, Nanaki cannot touch that body without permission and also cannot forcibly chase her out. Negotiations is necessary. Request for master’s release without provoking Meia-sama. Negotiator Nanaki
negotiations begin!
“Let’s negotiate, Meia-sama.”
“I refuse, rabbit-san.”
END
Completely ignanakied. Resign.

entrenched

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reemployed

The Royal Street under the blazing sun, summer is hot.

In the end Nanaki’s strength was insufficient and master’s salvation was not to be achieved. Unworthy maid Nanaki.

“Zean-samaa! Meia-san, Nana-san! Fio-san! Over heree!”

 Shiel-sama waved, shaking her large body. Shaking meat and flying beads of sweat. Even if it is under the blazing sun, magic is being used to luxuriously air-condition this Royal Street. Normally it is a temperature that can be said to be sufficiently cool, but it seems it is a little insufficient for Shiel-sama.

According to what Nanaki has heard, when Shiel-sama was invited to the estate during the battle with Aina Aina, the current topic came up. To sum it up, it seems we are going to a lake to swim tomorrow. It seems like a perfect event for this hot season

“Hi, Shiel, thanks for inviting us this time.”
“Please do not mind, Zean-sama. I simply wanted to swim with everyone.”

By the way, is there a swimsuit that fits Shiel-sama? It is extremely hard to say, but Shiel-sama’s figure is the natural enemy of clothes. The significant height and excessive fat. This time the focus is swimsuits, speaking of swimsuits, the surface area of cloth would become smaller than usual.

Meaning————-N, no, this is not something for Nanaki, an amateur to have an opinion on. Nanaki will leave it to the store’s onee-sama.Nanaki is definitely not escaping. This is to not steal the job of the store’s onee-sama, this is the result of consideration.

“Then let’s go at once.”
“Am, am I really going too?”
“Of course.”
“Come, Zean-sama. Let’s go.”

On one side, a beautiful girl with the same hair and eyes as master. On one side, a large, fat woman with a beautiful heart. Certainly flowers in both hands, passers-by keep turning around. As fellow servants of such people, Nanaki smiled wryly with Fio-san. Although Nanaki is a maid and she is a knight, our hearts that cares for our masters is the same.

We can’t stand here smiling forever, we must head to the store too.

“Shall we go too, Fio-san?”
“Yes, Nanaki-sama.”
“I don’t mind if you call me Nanaki-chan.”
“Ple, please have mercy.”

It seems we are still not at a level to call each other intimately. Nanaki-chan will try hard without being discouraged.

“Welcome”

A neat bow, Nanaki shall offer you a perfect score. In return, Nanaki will also bow. For some reason she was surprised. Nice to meet you, I’m Nanaki. Could it be that maid uniforms are unusual or something? No, it’s a store that sells clothes, so Nanaki guesses not.

“Has Nanaki-sama decided what kind of swimsuit to buy?”
“…….ho?”

When Nanaki was thinking of those things, Fio-san talked to me. This is great progress. But she said something odd, so Nanaki accidentally let out a strange voice.

“……why is there a need for me to buy a swimsuit?”
“Eh? Errr……It is a vacation so I thought Nanaki-sama would swim too……”

No, Nanaki cannot swim.

In Nanaki’s life in mother nature, except for washing Nanaki’s body, Nanaki did not approach the lake. Because Mother strictly told Nanaki not to go deeper than where Nanaki legs can reach. Water is extremely important for humans to live, but at the same time it is a very dangerous thing. Mother warned Nanaki about that.

Humans are terrestrial creatures, accordingly there is no need to swim.

“Welcome, what are you be looking for?”

While we stood still, the store’s onee-sama flew over. Nanaki feels that that attitude that works hard to promote sales is wonderful. But what should Nanaki do, does Nanaki really have to buy a swimsuit? Even if Nanaki bought one, Nanaki can’t swim though.

“If you do not know your size, shall I measure it?”
“Size?”

While Nanaki was wondering what to do, the store’s onee-sama kept up the attack. Nanaki is stumped, if things are like this Nanaki should have gotten more used to buying Nanaki’s own clothes. When Nanaki lived in the capital, Envy bought all of Nanaki’s clothes so Nanaki doesn’t know Nanaki’s size.

This might be a good chance, Nanaki will try to experience various things.

“Then I will leave it to you.”
“This way please.”
forbidden knowledge this way~
In the end, Nanaki burned only the number of a certain part into Nanaki’s mind.

end

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Edited&Reformatted(14/8/2018)

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